“Come out on Saturday night the 19th to celebrate the birth of your favorite 26-year-old Mexican / Ukranian / Scot / Pseudo-Jew softcore pornography distributor at HUDSON, officially the most fun you can have in West Hollywood, if not the world.
The amazingly talented and lovely DJ MARCELLE VOOMZ will be on the 1s and 2s spinning a legendary dance party for all you hotsteppas…If you’ve gone out anywhere in the greater Los Angeles metro area during the previous calendar year, you’ve most likely already danced to Marcy’s infectious indie-electro beats.
Drinks will be poured by the beautiful Ms. Angie Hill, voted recently in the Los Angeles Times as “LA’s Best Bartender” and “Most Likely to Get You Absolutely Blackout Sauced”.
Please feel free to bring anyone and everyone, the more the merrier. Everyone attending will be required to take a large shot of bourbon upon arrival, but only after cheersing the birthday boy first.
This is part one of a 2-part bi-coastal 26th birthday celebration, part two to be Saturday the 26th in New York. Yes, just like Paris Hilton. Let’s make the West Coast edition one to remember, hope to see you all there!!”
